theyellowbrickroad:

money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars

fffcuk:

my friends aren’t allowed to be friends with each other they can only be friends with me and the only time they can talk to each other is to discuss how much they love me

valleyof-the-dolls:

simoncowell:

niallhoran:

louistomlinson:

zaynmalik:

liampayne:

harrystyles:

baby

you

light

up

my

god shut up u lil shits

Omg

the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

onginalmaz:

I’m doing a thing where i’m trying to find out which is the most popular revival regeneration.

 

For Nine.

For Eleven. 

 

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

lookingforwifi:

I’ll do every one